January 2011
Jealous and paranoid, yes. (true story)
dmzl:
When some bitch posted on his wall and I’m like
So I check on the bitch’s profile. Her wall, info, pictures, etc.
Then I realized I’m prettier than her and I’m like
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls...
pinkmuch:
HOLY SHIT
The best excuse. :))
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
i love it . ;) hahahaha this would be epic ;)
While walking with your friends...
moshpitswithjesus:
imlivinginnirvana:
beliebinjus:
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends
True.
MY LIFE U KNOW
true story ;)
When you can't speak, because you know that if you...
mybetterhalf:
gigglez:
this. so much.
always.
“We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we...”
– Albert Einstein (via kari-shma)
Party Like it's 1999
rainbowbears:
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching...
my wedding song also <3
The Middle East is considered part of Asia. Israel...
holy shit .
Could you imagine one of your followers being your...
certainly ;)
lol
Tatay: Pag bumagsak ka pa sa exam mo, wag mo na akong tatawaging ama!
Anak: Opo.
*Makalipas ang exam*
Tatay: Musta exam?
Anak: Ayos lang, pre.
